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1. Ozone created by
electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country
in the world, California.
2. IRS sets lowest
tax rate at 75%.
3. Baby conceived naturally....Scientists
4. Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for
5. Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
6. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
7. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2042.
8. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
9. Results of 35 year study: diet and exercise are the key to
10. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
11. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their
12. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
13. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
14. Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of
Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
15. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by
16. Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions
to campaign accounts.
17. Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with
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