DOWN AT THE END
of LONELY STREET
Linky & Dinky find
Elvis Presley alive!
I'll tell you
exactly how they did it, don't worry.
You'll slap your forehead in amazement, because as
stupid and ridiculous an idea as it seemed to be, it
worked like a charm. That's one of Murphy's Laws we
would all do well to remember: "If it's stupid, but it
works, it's not stupid."
A CHRISTMAS EVE MYSTERY
It started as
a simple contest between Linky
and Dinky to kill some time on Christmas Eve.
It didn't end up that way...
SHOCKING "TRUE" STORY of L&D
Hidden from the
public until now, the "true" story
of Linky & Dinky is finally being told. It's a lengthy
saga, as sagas are known to be, and tortuous twists
and reversals of fortune pepper the ride.
20 CLICKS OUTSIDE HELL
Linky and Dinky
lay badly wounded and bleeding in
a shallow mud ditch, 20 clicks outside of De Nang.
Unable to move to the cover of the nearby treeline,
they were helpless and unable to fight. One of
Linky's legs was now more bone than flesh, an
anti-personnel mine having blasted away his entire
calf and much of the thigh.
THE TIME MACHINE
Operating Procedure not to tell
anybody about your time machine, so Linky
and Dinky didn't.
As Captain Picard
ordered, Lieutenant Commander
Data arrived to greet Linky and Dinky in Transporter
Room three at precisely 1400 hours. As the two
materialized, Data's enhanced auditory systems
recorded loud voices in the matter/energy beam...
Uncle Url reveals
what it all means, and it's not good.
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