What's this all about? Well, our fearless Internauts forage the web each week, looking for useful, bizarre and fun web sites. Sign up now (it's FREE!), and twice weekly you'll receive an e-mail from Linky and Dinky in which they share their latest discoveries.

Linky considers himself something of an intellectual, and tends to choose culturally enriching, "brainier" sites to share with us. Dinky, on the other hand, cannot seem to keep a serious thought in his head, and quite often veers off into the bizarre, grotesque and far-fetched. Sometimes they bicker, but as long as you get a cool link or two out of the deal, who cares?

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BREAKING COOL
from LINKY!

TURNING REAL LIFE into LITTLE TOYS
This is what we must look like
to observing aliens.

CELEBRITIES KNOW
Maybelline sells a zillion dollars
worth of face paint every year
for just this reason.

SUBLIMINAL MADONNA
Bad girl.

SUBLIMINAL QUEEN
They admitted doing this one.

POST-IT NOTES as PIXELS
Walls come alive, with the life
of post-its.

IT'S THE A.B.C. CUP SIZE SONG (noisy)
Bra cup size, that is. With visuals.
Wow, look at W... wait, look at Z !!
(warning: progressively enlarging cleavage)

GET a HUNCH
This is actually pretty good,
make decisions painlessly.

SIN WHERE YOU LIVE
But maybe you'd like to move to where
you can sin with like-minded sinners.
(scroll down for maps)

WHICH BIG COMPANIES WILL SEND YOU
SOMETHING FREE, IF YOU ONLY ASK?

Guy sends 100 letters away, keeps detail
records of what he receives back
(scroll down for the chart).

IF NOBODY ELSE WANTS IT,
you can get it super cheap.
Expiring auctions is like being
the last customer at a garage sale.

NEW FACES of METH
a growth industry.

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WHAT VIDEOS ARE MILLIONS of TWITS WATCHING
right this minute?

THE HORROR of it IS,
these are all negative numbers!

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Still arguably cool:

BIN LADEN's OFFICIAL WANTED POSTER
seems to be missing a few crimes.
This is the real document.

MAKE RESTAURANT or STORE BOUGHT FOOD AT HOME
Expert chefs concoct easy-to-make duplicates.
Who else will teach you to make Oreo's at home?
Here's another

IF X-RAY SPECS really worked.

TIME LAPSE over TOKYO, between the moon and NYC

Awww, CUTE ANIMAL BABIES...
...wait, what IS that?

PICK the PERP!
Use your best racial profiling skills
to match the creep with the crime.

30 MOST INNOVATIVE/COOL BOOKSHELVES
but they left out the best one,
LINKY & DINKY'S MAGICSHELF!

A Linky & Dinky Hidden Camera Investigation:
WHAT DO YOUR PETS DO
in the house WHILE YOU're AWAY?

10 RED FLAGS you're about to be FIRED!

THE EUPHORIA is already in your brain,
It just needs to be... stimulated.



BREAKING CRAZED
from DINKY!

NEW ART FORM (by a savant?)
Creased, not folder, paper.

CAPTAIN KIRK and SPOCK, et al,
surely have new business cards by now.

It'S SUMMER! SUNNY and WARM,
get out there and watch some web cams.

LET YOUR COMPUTER MESS WITH YOU (Because it can.)

TECHNICAL SUPPORT CAT
evaluates, attempts to fix printer problem, fails.

IT TAKES A VILLAGE, a ZIPPY VILLAGE
Enter your zip code, learn about everybody without the hassle of trudging door-to-door.

THE BRIDGE of the NEW STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
and You. Are. There.

EAR CANDLING
Yes, attaching a hollow candle
to your ear, and lighting it, is one
of the ten "earmarks" of dementia.

BEING A CO-ED
means having a flexible wardrobe.

OBAMA's CRIB
Rockin' from top to bottom.


Still arguably crazed:

YOU've SEEN the NEW STAR TREK MOVIE,,,
did you know you were actually
watching Star Wars?

CROSSWORD PUZZLE CHEATING
Is it cheating if you
use this simple (amazing) tool?

CRAZY SIGNS?
Or signs that make us crazy?

FAMILY GROUP PHOTOS
that make you go "hmmmm"

WE HAVEN't DONE GROSS IN a WHILE
If you experience any of these
symptoms, see your doctor at your
earliest convenience.

USE THIS to PUMP somebody UP.
Be clever, they'll appreciate
you for it.

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT
He has an interesting family.

JESUS IS WITH US ALWAYS...
...whether we want Him to be or not! 27 High-Spirited Cartoons

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