translated into English
First things first, I poppa, freaks all
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin'
Those the ones I like 'cause they don't
But penetration, unless it smells like
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual
acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those
with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes.
I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group
as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only
receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course,
they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive,
I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity.
Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive
And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes
creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
Stop it - if you think your gonna make
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car
stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become
sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when
I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually
promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes.
Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are
Don't see my ones, don't see my guns -
Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split
In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia
I don't know what the hell's stoppin' ya
I'm clockin' ya - Versace shades watchin'
Once ya grin, I'm in game, begin
Understand this fact: you can have neither
my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers
that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping
with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I'm having some difficulty
understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting
to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and
as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.
First I talk about how I dress and this
And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back
Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the
Climax that your man can't make
Call and tell him you'll be home real late
Let's sing the break
I prefer to open the conversation with
light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss
my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to
convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to
insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind.
Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this
to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn't
be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform
him that you won't be home for a while. By the way, please sing
the chorus of the song for me also.
She's sick of that song on how it's so
Thought he worked his until I handled my
There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans
Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan
Schemin' - don't bring your girl 'round
True player for real, ask Puff Daddy
Your current love interest no longer wishes
to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After
I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened
as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently
and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your
woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you
are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.
You - ringin' bells with bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve
Despite the fact that you attempted to
win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and
a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by
signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo
and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my
pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.
Where you at? Flippin' jobs, playin' car
While I'm swimmin' in ya women like the
Right stroke, left stroke what's the best
Death stroke - tongue all down her throat
Nuthin' left to do but send her home to
I'm through - can ya sing the song for
You, on the other hand, jump from job to
job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you
purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in
sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your
women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave
my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no
longer have a need for her presence.
So, what's it gonna be? Him or me?
We can cruise the world with pearls
Gator boots for girls
The envy of all women, crushed linen
Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in 'em
The finest women I love with a passion
Ya man's a wimp, I give that ass a good
The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom
do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises
around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and
footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine
clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for
beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because
he is effeminate.
High fashion - flyin' into all states.
Sexin' me while your man stimulates.
Isn't this great? Your flight leaves at
Her flight lands at nine, my game just
Lyrically I'm supposed to represent.
I'm not only the client, I'm the player
You will be dressed in finest clothes on
the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for
fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with
me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual
stimulation. What a life! I'll return you to LaGuardia in time
to catch your 8 o'clock flight. The timing is perfect because
I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the
same gate at 9 o'clock. I'll seduce her in the same way that
I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my
home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral,
wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors
of the organization that governs others of my kind.