Linky & Dinky's Secret Clubhouse Membership Application

IT'S FUN INSIDE!

Join us with an
ANNUAL or
LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP
to L&D's Secret Clubhouse

L&D's FunBundle!

$49.50

"It's the Nectar of

Linky & Dinky,

and you may

drink freely from it"

--Uncle Url

We have a nifty
Payment Plan
for our
$49.50 FunBundle

LINKY & DINKY's SECRET CLUBHOUSE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP!

Lifetime Membership includes all this...

	Our HUGE Collection of cool/amusing internet artifacts! Linky & Dinky's archive, 8 years in the making. The mother lode! Highly organized into two major categories, Linky's Lounge and Dinky's Dungeon, with sub-categories titled Useful, Odd, Science, Infotainment, Strange/Weird, Entertainment, Rants/Loonies and Gross. Don't miss The Museum of Amusing Images. You have access that never ends, like Heaven. Updated constantly. This is your Venus. This is your Fire, your desire. So large, you'll never see it all.
	L&D's Web Earner Guide included free Earn money on the internet with Google AdWords. We show you how! The Guide is free for all new Clubhouse members.
	"BE A SPY" on the Internet, the Snoop Collection THIS AIN'T YOUR FATHER's "GOOGLE SEARCH" L&D's newest wing to our Secret Clubhouse hosts our enormous Snoop Collection, over 3,000 sneaky links and resources to Learn EVERYTHING about your friends, neighbors, enemies, employees -- even yourself! Linky & Dinky provide you MORE diabolical snoop resources in our gigantic online database than any "net detective" out there.
	BONUS CD-ROM OF LARGE FILES, MOVIES, HILARITY Macintosh and PC compatible We've been collecting cool stuff on the internet since before Britney was on the Mickey Mouse Club. it's all here, and it's Enormous. Shipped free within USA
	FAMOUS L&D TWO-SIDED T-SHIRT We're very proud of our new 2-sided T-Shirt, it's a beauty! Wear it with pride. THE FRONT SIDE IS SHOWN LEFT. What Picture is on the back of the Shirt? Is it a Picture of Linky & Dinky? Maybe! -- Maybe not! Available in XL size only. 100% pre-shrunk cotton. Shipped free within USA
	The SHOCKING TRUE STORY of Linky & Dinky -- our exciting new paperback. Read the reviews! Your copy is sent to you free with membership in L&D's Secret Clubhouse. Shipped free within USA
	L&D's GOLDEN CLICK EMAIL (included forever for free)

All the above is included free with your Lifetime Membership.

We have a Payment Plan for the $49.50 FunBundle

LINKY & DINKY's SECRET CLUBHOUSE ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP!
$29.50

Annual Membership includes...

	Our HUGE Collection of cool/amusing internet artifacts! Linky & Dinky's archive, 8 years in the making. The mother lode! Highly organized into two major categories, Linky's Lounge and Dinky's Dungeon, with sub-categories titled Useful, Odd, Science, Infotainment, Strange/Weird, Entertainment, Rants/Loonies and Gross. Don't miss The Museum of Amusing Images. You have access that never ends, like Heaven. Updated constantly. This is your Venus. This is your Fire, your desire. So large, you'll never see it all.
	L&D's Web Earner Guide included Free Earn money on the internet using Google AdWords. This guide is free for all new Clubhouse members.
	"BE A SPY" on the Internet, the Snoop Collection THIS AIN'T YOUR FATHER's "GOOGLE SEARCH" L&D's newest wing to our Secret Clubhouse hosts our enormous Snoop Collection, over 3,000 sneaky links and resources to Learn EVERYTHING about your friends, neighbors, enemies, employees -- even yourself! Linky & Dinky provide you MORE diabolical snoop resources in our gigantic online database than any "net detective" out there.

All the above is included with your Annual Membership.

FREEBIE!
you also get this extra special FREE GIFT...

THE SHOCKING "TRUE" STORY of LINKY & DINKY
with UNCLE URL's MIDDLE-AGED MAGIC and SECRET WEB SITES
MORE INFO AND BOOK REVIEWS

Out of U.S. shipping of freebies not available without additional shipping charges of $15.00 US upon request only.

Once your application is approved, you will be issued a name and password which must be used each time you enter the club. Membership Applications are normally approved within 3 business hours, depending on the sobriety of the board of directors when your application hits their IN box.

If you prefer to mail a check or money order, please use the address below:

Linky & Dinky
P.O. Box 418
Oldsmar, FL 34677

Please include your name, address and e-mail address (important) with your order.