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Virginity like
bubble, one prick, all gone. |
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Man who run
behind car get exhausted. |
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Man with hand
in pocket feel cocky all day. |
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry. |
Man who scratch
ass should not bite
fingernails. |
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Man who eat
many prunes get good run for
money. |
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Man who pee's through
screen door, only straining himself. |
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War does not
determine who is right, war
determine who is left. |
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Man who live
in glass house should change clothes in basement. |
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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget. |
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Woman who sleep
with judge get honorable discharge. |
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Man with athletic
finger make broad jump. |
Woman is like
swing music,
3/4 jazz time,
1/4 rag time. |
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Stenographer
not permanent fixture till screwed on desk. |
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Last man and
Last woman on earth can do it in public. |
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Man at closing
time know that beauty is only a light switch away. |