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20 Clever Ways
to Tell Someone:
"Your Fly Is Open!" (without actually saying it)
Bit is on loan from TopFive.com, the Official Brewer
of all comedy.)
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your
Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows in your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the
tower and tend to his bell.
13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr.
12. You need to bring your tray table
to the upright and locked
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach
on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica"
instead of "Hillary."
4. Our next guest is someone who needs
3. You've got a security breach at Los
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig
AND THE NUMBER
ONE WAY TO TELL
SOMEONE HIS FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1. I thought you were crazy; now
I see you're nuts!
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