Hal

Hellooo... and welcome to Master Linky's humble haunted home! What
ghoulish good fortune you came to visit -- won't you stay for dinner?

Dr. Dinky has cooked up a special side dish (spleen of Newt) which
should be delicious with *you* and a nice Chianti--

Please follow me to the kitchen, and don't be tense, we want to
keep our entrée tender and juicy...

Mooowaaaahhaaaaaa!

 

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ONLINE HAUNTED HOUSE

Turn off the lights, crank up the volume, click your way through
each room of this super online haunted house. Watch Out!

SCARY FOOD!

EVERYTHING IN LIFE CAN BE RELATED TO CANDY

And Bad things in life, or course, are connected to BAD CANDY

HOW MANY BATS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR SKIN ITCH?

Let's find out!

CHOCOLATE ARM PIT HAIRS

 

FUNNY GRAVESTONES

Scroll down to the cemetary, and honor these dead by enjoying their
final epithets.

 

COVERT YOUR HOME TO A HAUNTED HOUSE!

Charge admission! Make a Mint!

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IF GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, HOW COME WE HUNT THEM?

7000 ghost photos, authenticated as real. Oh yes, the dead
walk among us. Didn't you know????

EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN WHEN YOU DRIVE A HEARSE

 

PEOPLE YOU CROSS THE STREET TO AVOID...

The Fetish and Fantasy Halloween Ball attracts those Nader voters
in large groups... just keep them all together, I say, so we know
where they are...

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(warning: VERY SCARY!)

WHITE SKIN, BLACK LIPS, DARK EYES, THEY BE GOTH

Some people live their entire lives as Goths, and they substitute all
the normal things with Goth twists. Behold, the GOTHS...

(warning: VERY SCARY!)

OCTOBER 31st is HIGH BLACK SABBATH for SATANISTS

This is the official web site for Satan, or at least, for his
earth-based worshipers. Don't get carried away with this site, I don't
want Linky & Dinky to show up on Dateline NBC as contributing to
ritual cult crimes or anything like that. If nothing else, do read the
tales of these Satanites as they prepare to hold the Annual Witches
Mardi Gras, where they expect to face an angry Christian Mob as
hundreds of thousands of people swarm Salem, Massachusetts on
Halloween night. I tried a few of the Sorcery Incantations,
but they didn't work (Binky still walks among us).

 

(warning: this is the scariest of all!!)

DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU...

Happy Halloween Everybody! Have a Great, Safe, Time!

 

Linky & Dinky & Binky and... Uncle Url

Linky & Dinky at home

 

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