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Hellooo... and welcome to
Master Linky's humble haunted home! What
ghoulish good fortune you came to visit -- won't you stay for
dinner?
Dr. Dinky has cooked up
a special side dish (spleen of Newt) which
should be delicious with *you* and a nice Chianti--
Please follow me to the
kitchen, and don't be tense, we want to
keep our entrée tender and juicy...
Mooowaaaahhaaaaaa!
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SCARY...
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ONLINE HAUNTED HOUSE
Turn off the lights, crank up the volume, click your way through
each room of this super online haunted house. Watch Out!
EVERYTHING IN LIFE CAN BE RELATED TO CANDY
And Bad things in life,
or course, are connected to BAD CANDY
HOW MANY BATS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR SKIN ITCH?
Let's find out!
Scroll down to the cemetary,
and honor these dead by enjoying their
final epithets.
COVERT YOUR HOME TO A HAUNTED HOUSE!
Charge admission! Make a
Mint!
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SCARIER...
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IF GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, HOW COME WE HUNT THEM?
7000 ghost photos, authenticated
as real. Oh yes, the dead
walk among us. Didn't you know????
EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN WHEN YOU DRIVE A HEARSE
PEOPLE YOU CROSS THE STREET TO AVOID...
The Fetish and Fantasy Halloween
Ball attracts those Nader voters
in large groups... just keep them all together, I say, so we know
where they are...
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SCARIEST...
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(warning: VERY SCARY!)
WHITE SKIN, BLACK LIPS, DARK EYES, THEY BE GOTH
Some people live their entire
lives as Goths, and they substitute all
the normal things with Goth twists. Behold, the GOTHS...
(warning: VERY SCARY!)
OCTOBER 31st is HIGH BLACK SABBATH for SATANISTS
This is the official web
site for Satan, or at least, for his
earth-based worshipers. Don't get carried away with this site,
I don't
want Linky & Dinky to show up on Dateline NBC as contributing
to
ritual cult crimes or anything like that. If nothing else, do
read the
tales of these Satanites as they prepare to hold the Annual Witches
Mardi Gras, where they expect to face an angry Christian Mob as
hundreds of thousands of people swarm Salem, Massachusetts on
Halloween night. I tried a few of the Sorcery Incantations,
but they didn't work (Binky still walks among us).
(warning: this is the scariest of all!!)
DON'T
SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU...
Happy Halloween Everybody! Have a Great, Safe, Time!
Linky & Dinky & Binky and... Uncle Url
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