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magicalSHELF
floats your books in the air,
docking to any wall you wish

 

magicalSHELF is ideal for areas with
limited space

 

magicalSHELF will daze and amaze your friends
and family

 

magicalSHELF levitates hardback books,
paperbacks, compact discs, DVDs,
videocassettes... anything you ask of it

 

magicalSHELF is 100% safe. It will
not hurt your books, tapes, discs,
children or pets.
magicalSHELF does
not use magnetism or quantum
particles or waves in any manner.
magicalSHELF does not require batteries.
Your media is as safe and secure
as any elevated object can be.

 

magicalSHELF is 100% satisfaction
guaranteed or your full purchase price
refunded!


How does magicalSHELF® work?

It works like magic!

 


NOT AVAILABLE IN ANY STORE
ANYWHERE
AT ANY PRICE
 


Shipped via Priority Mail.

FEBRUARY SPECIAL!
Email a digital picture of your magicalSHELF in use in your home or office and we will REFUND 100% the cost of your magicalSHELF so we can use it on our web site!

Email pix to
Uncle-Url@linkydinky.com

magicalSHELF®
by Linky & Dinky

$8.88

Reg. $30.00

Discount Expires 2/28/06.

100% satisfaction guaranteed or your full purchase price immediately refunded.
-- Uncle Url, Linky & Dinky

Qualifies for PayPal's Buyer Protection Guarantee


TO ORDER BY MAIL

send $8.88 + $3.88 postage per magicalSHELF
by check or money order to:

LINKY & DINKY ENTERPRISES
P.O. BOX 418
OLDSMAR, FL 34677

Be sure to include your shipping address!
magicalSHELF is only available in the United States

VIA PAYPAL
Send $18.83 per magicalSHELF
PayPal to: Uncle-Url@linkydinky.com

Another Amazing Innovation by
Linky & Dinky

 

magicalSHELF is 100% REAL and has been
certified "NOT A HOAX" by

 

 
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 However, the world IS FULL of Hoaxes, order
hoaxpert Alex Boese's bestseller HIPPO EATS DWARF
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Let's answer all your questions at once:

No, it doesn't use glue.
No, it doesn't use wire.
No, it doesn't use magnets.
No, it won't shock you (no electricity is used)
No, it doesn't hang on threads.
No, it isn't radioactive
No, the pictures aren't faked.
No, you can't sit or stand on it.

 

Yes, it will look exactly like these pictures,
except YOUR books will be on it.

Yes, you can put a small goldfish bowl on it
Yes, it will last a long long long time (years)
Yes, it will dock with a glass wall
Yes, it is silent
Yes, it will work in an RV
Yes, it will float a picture frame
Yes, it will work in cold, hot or humid weather
Yes, it works outside, even under water.

Now accepting affiliates. Inquire of Uncle-Url@linkydinky.com

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CONTEST
Send us a digital picture of your magicalSHELF© in use (in your home or office) and if we pick your picture to display on this web page, you get FULLY REFUNDED for your magicalSHELF, i.e. it's Free!    

Send pix to: Uncle-Url@linkydinky.com


We held a contest asking fans to submit slogans that we might use with magicalSHELF.

The WINNER: How does magicalSHELF work? It works like magic!

Here are the runner-ups

Magic shelf is really cool. It can be used by any fool.
Buy one and you will see, it's easy to use as can be.

Need a lift?
try magicalSHELF!!

Magic Shelf
People will stare,
As your stuff floats in the air.

magicalSHELF - The David Blaine of the furniture world

magicalSHELF - Make your rooms 46% more magical

magicalSHELF - Who says Gravity is a Law?

magicalSHELF - Suspend your disbelief, AND your books.

magicalSHELF...the booker picker-upper!

magicalSHELF, holds your stuff, and everyone else's attention.

magicalSHELF, your own little Paris Hilton....no visible means of support.

magicalSHELF, Gives 'How's it hangin'?' a whole new meaning.

"Magic Shelf - what you don't see is what you get!"

"NO NAILS - WORKS BY MAGIC!'

MS - Break(ing) the Law of Gravity

MS - "I have no idea how it works - Isaac Newton"

MS - The Law of Gravity just got broken

Gravity Sucks - magicalSHELF Doesn't!

1) "Hang In There" with magicalSHELF

2) "Float Your Notes" with magicalSHELF

3) "OK, Books, Up Against The Wall!"

magicalSHELF is Above the rest

Buy one now, put it to the test!!

YOUR BOOKS WILL GET LOOKS!

"the magicalSHELF is no mirage,
it hangs in space within my lodge,

it's not a trick, see for yourself,
i rest my case on the magicalSHELF!"

A PERFECT NOOK FOR YOUR COOK BOOKS!

Did U say Shelf?? What shelf??

Magic shelf
You will think it's really great,
To see your clutter levitate.

"You can't tell a book by it's hover."
"Magic is ...... as Magic does"
Do u believe in Magic?
Or.. Seeing believin..
Or- NO mess NO Fuss..
Or.. Magic is as Magic Does..
Or...Tricks r for kids.. Magic Shelf is for U!!

"Keep it up with Magic Shelf!"
The magic is in the shelf....
"The Magic Shelf"
Amaze your friends, Amaze yourself,
As items suspend themselves like "magic"

How about "Floater"
many
ask
"gee
i
can't
See
How
Everything
Lays
Fine?"
magicalSHELF, Floats like a butterfly!
Put a little levity in your life, levitate your books and stuff.

Isn't it time you put a little MAGIC back into your life?

magicalSHELF - the hold-up you can bank on

Levitate your Library with magicalSHELF

magicalSHELF: Houdini? Who-dunnit? You bought it. I won it.

magicalSHELF: Houdini? Who-dunnit? We got it. You want it.

Why do we call it magicalSHELF? Because magicFLESH isn't appropriate.

No mirrors. No tricks. magicalSHELF is not for hicks.

Magic Elves make magicSHELVES.

Get really stacked with magicalSHELF.

What holds them up? We'll let you know
But first shut-up and send the dough.

magicalSHELF - The only shelf that's more interesting than the books it holds.

'Up and Away with magicalSHELF'.

"Magic Shelf lifts and tucks like no plastic surgeon ever could"

MAGIC SHELF-BETTER THAN SOME CRAPPY PIECE OF PLASTIC-

Magic Shelf
Your friends will think your really cool,
When your clutter breaks the gravity rule....

 

There is MAGIC in the air.....come see.

"magicalSHELF puts things where there ain't."

Magic Shelf the uptown suspence with the downtown price.

magicalSHELF is PETA-proof! No animals were harmed when our shelves were
charmed.

The shelf isn't all that is magic:
Uncle-Url merely waved his pinky
Now they're sold by linky-dinky.

magicalSHELF: For order for your books

We need your order on our books.

A couple bucks -- what's all the fuss?

The shelf's the hold-up; don't look at us!
We'll carry your tome at work or at home.

Let Linky-Dinky be the only ones off-the-wall

Buy magicalSHELF.
No sleight of hand, but we'll shake yours
If you buy magicalSHELF from us, not stores.

Magic shelf
More fun than a room full of magicians :)

Magic Shelf:
Upholding Knowledge for Future Generations

The Marvel at the illusory " magicSHELVEs ", it will have viewers talking to themselves.
ith magicalSHELF, seeing is believing, or is it?

Magic Shelf ~ For the Magic-Minded

Magic Shelf ~ for the magic in us all.

Magic Shelf May be Missing Link in String Theory

Magic Shelf Proves String Theory

MAGIC SHELF-----THE SHELF THAT FLOATS IT'SELF

MAGIC SHELF-----THE SHELF THAT HELPS IT'SELF

Magic shelf

magic shelf
stays up on the wall
all by itself.

HOW ITS DONE WE'LL NEVER KNOW UNLESS WE PURCHASE UNCLES NEW ***SIGNIFICANT
SHELF**

Abra-Cadabra Shelf...............Poof and it's up!!!
or
Secret Suspension Shelf............will keep you in suspense.
or
Book a space on this floating shelf.

Magic SHELF holds its own..........

Magic Shelf - for the perfect 'shelf image'!

magicalSHELF is hip yet hinky,

you heard about it first from Linky & Dinky!

Magic shelf:
Levitates your books and grounds your "smarter than you" friends.

Is it or is it not there?

magicalSHELFS where books stand by them selfs.

magicalSHELFS for books that stand alone

The Levitating Library

abra cadabra magic shelf

See it's magic|

Hang em high, hang em low, they'll hold your stuff wherever they go

"Bring a little levity into your life, buy a
magicalSHELF!" or another way, "magicalSHELF brings
levity into your life!"
"Now you see it....uh, no you don't!"
magicalSHELF-- "You won't believe your eyes until you
see it yourself, and you still won't believe your
eyes!
1. Youíll wonder where the gravity went, when you elevate your
books with pepsodent, um magicalSHELF
2. magicalSHELF, will amaze your friends with itís amazing ability
to amaze.
3. Just say no to gravity: choose magicalSHELF
4. Give your books a lift: choose magicalSHELF
5. magicalSHELF ó the ultimate in one-up-man-ship
6. MYSTical. marVELLous magicalSHELF
7. Go ahead Ö make my magicalSHELF
8. Book your magicalSHELF today

9. Mighty magicalSHELF ó the latest in elevators
10. magicalSHELF ó your greatest supporter

11. Let magicalSHELF be your biggest supporter
12. Let magicalSHELF be your best supporter

I think a good name for the "magicalSHELF" would be:

"New-Art Shelves" or "Book-It's" or "A-Maz-ing Shelf" or
"Mod-ern Shelf" or "UNCLE'S Shelf" or "U want 1-don't ya"
or "NOT My Uncle's Shelf" or "Stuck-Up-Shelf"
Well, what ever you re-name it...it is a cool item....
Maybe you should call it "COOL-Shelf"....or "2-Cool-Shelf"

"Magic shelf: Suspend your disbelief. It works!"

Or

"Magic shelf will leave you in suspense!"
1. Magically Delicious (may have copywrite issues, LOL)

2. Cause we all need a little magic in our lives

3. Magic Smagic -- It Works

4. Hang in there baby 00 magicalSHELF is coming

How about "Amaze yourSHELF....buy a magicalSHELF!!"

magicalSHELF elevates your spirits
as it elevates your books.

Amaze your friends...
and make your books happy too.
to shelf with it

"magicalSHELF - Magicly simple..."

"Magic Shelf - Amazingly straightforward, yet you'll stare at it all day..."

magicalSHELF holds things here
and there,
but you don't "see" it anywhere!!

Slogan. Magic Shelf. It's really there. Isn't it?

"Don't be shelfish. Buy a magicalSHELF for a friend!"

Magic shelf = Holds all your stuff.

Magic Shelf on the wall

Why in hell don't you fall ?

Are you glued or you screwed

I wish to hell I really knew!

I'll send my money then can say

MAGIC SHELF! you made me day!!

Magic n., Ma-jik
2 a : an extraordinary power or influence seemingly from a supernatural source b : something that seems to cast a spell :

"Amaze your friends; express yourself;
Organize with magicalSHELF"

The David Blaine of bookshelves.

The Houdini of booshelves.

"The magis shelf;
it holds your stuff,
amazes your friends
and uplifts your self.

The Magic Shelf: As seen on Linky-Dinky Buy today, supplies are limited!

Get the magic shelf from Linky-Dinky
if you don't, you're really hinky.

The magic shelf: A mystery to your eyes for only $8.88!

Be the first one on your block to get the amazing Magic Shelf!

The Magic Shelf; not seeing is believing!

Get he Magic Shelf and see for yourself!

How about.. the wonderbra for books,lifting and decieving

1. Magic shelf: Works on the principle of floatosynthesis

2. Magic shelf: A floatosynthetic shelving unit

3. Magic shelf: A floatsome experience

4. Magic shelf will floatify your life

 

Make every book a Magic Book
Like having your own private ghost

magicalSHELFS is truly a wonderful magical
experience to use and see.

BUY MAGIC SHELF, AND HAVE MORE THEN YOUR SPIRITS LIFTED !

NO, WERE NOT WITCHES, IT'S MAGIC SHELF !

IT'S NOT MAGIC, IT'S MAGIC SHELF !

Put your stash--and not your cash--on magic shelves!
MAGIC SHELF IS INVISABLE
COMPLETLY UNBELIEVABLE.
BE AMAZED AS IT HOLDS YOUR BOOKS
THIS MAGIC SHELF IS DEFINITELY NO HOAX.

"Magic Shelf", keeps them hanging.

Forget Viagra... Keep it up with magicalSHELF

magicalSHELF: It lifts up what you wish you could.
"MAGIC SHELF the shelf with out the shelf"
hmm..how does magicalSHELF
stay there???
we don't know,
we just know we love it
so!!

"Look Ma, no hands!"

What are the first recipients of magicalSHELF® writing to tell us?

"magicalSHELF is indeed very clever and I am glad I purchased one! It's a great conversation piece. Also, it's a very appropriate way to shelve part of my considerable collection of Science Fiction books (so I need a bunch more!)" :-) -- Greg Cason

 

I HAVE MY magicalSHELF behind my desk, out of reach to the publc who file past my desk in large numbers every day. I work in the Countys Building Inspectors office. Everybody asks how Magichshelf works and I make them put a dollar in the animal shelter donation box before I tell them. We've raised about ten big bags of dog food already!"
-- Betts Ordney, Chicago

 

Yes, you got me. I never would have decided how it worked, but I'm not very creative anyway. Now that I see my books on the wall so enjoyably I need more more more, and I'm ordering five more. -- Marcie M, NY, NY

 

 

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