us a digital picture of your magicalSHELF© in use (in your
home or office) and if we pick your picture to display on this
web page, you get FULLY REFUNDED for your magicalSHELF, i.e.
Send pix to: Uncle-Url@linkydinky.com
We held a contest asking
fans to submit slogans that we might use with magicalSHELF.
The WINNER: How does magicalSHELF work? It
works like magic!
Here are the
Magic shelf is
really cool. It can be used by any fool.
Buy one and you will see, it's easy to use as can be.
Need a lift?
People will stare,
As your stuff floats in the air.
- The David Blaine of the furniture world
- Make your rooms 46% more magical
- Who says Gravity is a Law?
- Suspend your disbelief, AND your books.
holds your stuff, and everyone else's attention.
your own little Paris Hilton....no visible means of support.
Gives 'How's it hangin'?' a whole new meaning.
- what you don't see is what you get!"
- WORKS BY MAGIC!'
MS - Break(ing)
the Law of Gravity
MS - "I
have no idea how it works - Isaac Newton"
MS - The Law
of Gravity just got broken
- magicalSHELF Doesn't!
In There" with magicalSHELF
Your Notes" with magicalSHELF
Books, Up Against The Wall!"
is Above the rest
Buy one now,
put it to the test!!
YOUR BOOKS WILL
is no mirage,
it hangs in space within my lodge,
it's not a trick,
see for yourself,
i rest my case on the magicalSHELF!"
A PERFECT NOOK
FOR YOUR COOK BOOKS!
Did U say Shelf??
You will think it's really great,
To see your clutter levitate.
tell a book by it's hover."
"Magic is ...... as Magic does"
Do u believe in Magic?
Or.. Seeing believin..
Or- NO mess NO Fuss..
Or.. Magic is as Magic Does..
Or...Tricks r for kids.. Magic Shelf is for U!!
up with Magic Shelf!"
The magic is in the shelf....
"The Magic Shelf"
Amaze your friends, Amaze yourself,
As items suspend themselves like "magic"
How about "Floater"
magicalSHELF, Floats like a butterfly!
Put a little levity in your life, levitate your books and stuff.
Isn't it time
you put a little MAGIC back into your life?
- the hold-up you can bank on
Library with magicalSHELF
Houdini? Who-dunnit? You bought it. I won it.
Houdini? Who-dunnit? We got it. You want it.
Why do we call
it magicalSHELF? Because magicFLESH isn't appropriate.
No mirrors. No
tricks. magicalSHELF is not for hicks.
Magic Elves make
Get really stacked
What holds them
up? We'll let you know
But first shut-up and send the dough.
- The only shelf that's more interesting than the books it holds.
'Up and Away
lifts and tucks like no plastic surgeon ever could"
THAN SOME CRAPPY PIECE OF PLASTIC-
Your friends will think your really cool,
When your clutter breaks the gravity rule....
There is MAGIC
in the air.....come see.
puts things where there ain't."
Magic Shelf the
uptown suspence with the downtown price.
is PETA-proof! No animals were harmed when our shelves were
The shelf isn't
all that is magic:
Uncle-Url merely waved his pinky
Now they're sold by linky-dinky.
For order for your books
We need your
order on our books.
A couple bucks
-- what's all the fuss?
The shelf's the
hold-up; don't look at us!
We'll carry your tome at work or at home.
be the only ones off-the-wall
No sleight of hand, but we'll shake yours
If you buy magicalSHELF from us, not stores.
More fun than a room full of magicians :)
Upholding Knowledge for Future Generations
The Marvel at
the illusory " magicSHELVEs ", it will have viewers
talking to themselves.
ith magicalSHELF, seeing is believing, or is it?
Magic Shelf ~
For the Magic-Minded
Magic Shelf ~
for the magic in us all.
Magic Shelf May
be Missing Link in String Theory
Magic Shelf Proves
SHELF THAT FLOATS IT'SELF
SHELF THAT HELPS IT'SELF
stays up on the wall
all by itself.
HOW ITS DONE
WE'LL NEVER KNOW UNLESS WE PURCHASE UNCLES NEW ***SIGNIFICANT
Shelf...............Poof and it's up!!!
Secret Suspension Shelf............will keep you in suspense.
Book a space on this floating shelf.
Magic SHELF holds
Magic Shelf -
for the perfect 'shelf image'!
is hip yet hinky,
you heard about
it first from Linky & Dinky!
Levitates your books and grounds your "smarter than you"
Is it or is it
where books stand by them selfs.
for books that stand alone
See it's magic|
Hang em high,
hang em low, they'll hold your stuff wherever they go
little levity into your life, buy a
magicalSHELF!" or another way, "magicalSHELF brings
levity into your life!"
"Now you see it....uh, no you don't!"
magicalSHELF-- "You won't believe your eyes until you
see it yourself, and you still won't believe your
1. Youíll wonder where the gravity went, when you elevate
books with pepsodent, um magicalSHELF
2. magicalSHELF, will amaze your friends with itís amazing
3. Just say no to gravity: choose magicalSHELF
4. Give your books a lift: choose magicalSHELF
5. magicalSHELF ó the ultimate in one-up-man-ship
6. MYSTical. marVELLous magicalSHELF
7. Go ahead Ö make my magicalSHELF
8. Book your magicalSHELF today
9. Mighty magicalSHELF
ó the latest in elevators
10. magicalSHELF ó your greatest supporter
11. Let magicalSHELF
be your biggest supporter
12. Let magicalSHELF be your best supporter
I think a good
name for the "magicalSHELF" would be:
Shelves" or "Book-It's" or "A-Maz-ing Shelf"
"Mod-ern Shelf" or "UNCLE'S Shelf" or "U
want 1-don't ya"
or "NOT My Uncle's Shelf" or "Stuck-Up-Shelf"
Well, what ever you re-name it...it is a cool item....
Maybe you should call it "COOL-Shelf"....or "2-Cool-Shelf"
Suspend your disbelief. It works!"
will leave you in suspense!"
1. Magically Delicious (may have copywrite issues, LOL)
2. Cause we all
need a little magic in our lives
3. Magic Smagic
-- It Works
4. Hang in there
baby 00 magicalSHELF is coming
How about "Amaze
yourSHELF....buy a magicalSHELF!!"
elevates your spirits
as it elevates your books.
Amaze your friends...
and make your books happy too.
to shelf with it
- Magicly simple..."
- Amazingly straightforward, yet you'll stare at it all day..."
holds things here
but you don't "see" it anywhere!!
Shelf. It's really there. Isn't it?
shelfish. Buy a magicalSHELF for a friend!"
Magic shelf =
Holds all your stuff.
Magic Shelf on
Why in hell don't
you fall ?
Are you glued
or you screwed
I wish to hell
I really knew!
I'll send my
money then can say
you made me day!!
Magic n., Ma-jik
2 a : an extraordinary power or influence seemingly from a supernatural
source b : something that seems to cast a spell :
friends; express yourself;
Organize with magicalSHELF"
The David Blaine
The Houdini of
it holds your stuff,
amazes your friends
and uplifts your self.
The Magic Shelf:
As seen on Linky-Dinky Buy today, supplies are limited!
Get the magic
shelf from Linky-Dinky
if you don't, you're really hinky.
The magic shelf:
A mystery to your eyes for only $8.88!
Be the first
one on your block to get the amazing Magic Shelf!
The Magic Shelf;
not seeing is believing!
Get he Magic
Shelf and see for yourself!
How about.. the
wonderbra for books,lifting and decieving
1. Magic shelf:
Works on the principle of floatosynthesis
2. Magic shelf:
A floatosynthetic shelving unit
3. Magic shelf:
A floatsome experience
4. Magic shelf
will floatify your life
Make every book
a Magic Book
Like having your own private ghost
is truly a wonderful magical
experience to use and see.
BUY MAGIC SHELF,
AND HAVE MORE THEN YOUR SPIRITS LIFTED !
NO, WERE NOT
WITCHES, IT'S MAGIC SHELF !
IT'S NOT MAGIC,
IT'S MAGIC SHELF !
Put your stash--and
not your cash--on magic shelves!
MAGIC SHELF IS INVISABLE
BE AMAZED AS IT HOLDS YOUR BOOKS
THIS MAGIC SHELF IS DEFINITELY NO HOAX.
keeps them hanging.
Keep it up with magicalSHELF
It lifts up what you wish you could.
"MAGIC SHELF the shelf with out the shelf"
hmm..how does magicalSHELF
we don't know,
we just know we love it