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We held a
contest asking fans to submit slogans that we
might use with MagicSHELF.
WINNER: How does MagicSHELF work? It works
are the runner-ups
shelf is really cool. It can be used by any fool.
Buy one and you will see, it's easy to use as can
People will stare,
As your stuff floats in the air.
- The David Blaine of the furniture world
- Make your rooms 46% more magical
- Who says Gravity is a Law?
- Suspend your disbelief, AND your books.
holds your stuff, and everyone else's attention.
your own little Paris Hilton....no visible means of
Gives 'How's it hangin'?' a whole new meaning.
Shelf - what you don't see is what you get!"
NAILS - WORKS BY MAGIC!'
Break(ing) the Law of Gravity
MS - "I
have no idea how it works - Isaac Newton"
MS - The
Law of Gravity just got broken
Sucks - MagicSHELF Doesn't!
In There" with MagicSHELF
"Float Your Notes" with MagicSHELF
Books, Up Against The Wall!"
is Above the rest
now, put it to the test!!
BOOKS WILL GET LOOKS!
MagicSHELF is no mirage,
it hangs in space within my lodge,
a trick, see for yourself,
i rest my case on the MagicSHELF!"
PERFECT NOOK FOR YOUR COOK BOOKS!
say Shelf?? What shelf??
You will think it's really great,
To see your clutter levitate.
can't tell a book by it's hover."
"Magic is ...... as Magic does"
Do u believe in Magic?
Or.. Seeing believin..
Or- NO mess NO Fuss..
Or.. Magic is as Magic Does..
Or...Tricks r for kids.. Magic Shelf is for U!!
up with Magic Shelf!"
The magic is in the shelf....
"The Magic Shelf"
Amaze your friends, Amaze yourself,
As items suspend themselves like "magic"
MagicSHELF, Floats like a butterfly!
Put a little levity in your life, levitate your
books and stuff.
time you put a little MAGIC back into your life?
- the hold-up you can bank on
your Library with MagicSHELF
Houdini? Who-dunnit? You bought it. I won it.
Houdini? Who-dunnit? We got it. You want it.
we call it MagicSHELF? Because magicFLESH isn't
mirrors. No tricks. MagicSHELF is not for hicks.
Magic Elves make magicSHELVES.
really stacked with MagicSHELF.
holds them up? We'll let you know
But first shut-up and send the dough.
- The only shelf that's more interesting than the
books it holds.
Away with MagicSHELF'.
Shelf lifts and tucks like no plastic surgeon ever
SHELF-BETTER THAN SOME CRAPPY PIECE OF PLASTIC-
Your friends will think your really cool,
When your clutter breaks the gravity rule....
MAGIC in the air.....come see.
puts things where there ain't."
Shelf the uptown suspence with the downtown price.
is PETA-proof! No animals were harmed when our
shelf isn't all that is magic:
Uncle-Url merely waved his pinky
Now they're sold by linky-dinky.
For order for your books
your order on our books.
bucks -- what's all the fuss?
shelf's the hold-up; don't look at us!
We'll carry your tome at work or at home.
Linky-Dinky be the only ones off-the-wall
No sleight of hand, but we'll shake yours
If you buy MagicSHELF from us, not stores.
More fun than a room full of magicians :)
Upholding Knowledge for Future Generations
Marvel at the illusory " magicSHELVEs ", it will
have viewers talking to themselves.
ith MagicSHELF, seeing is believing, or is it?
Shelf ~ For the Magic-Minded
Shelf ~ for the magic in us all.
Shelf May be Missing Link in String Theory
Shelf Proves String Theory
SHELF-----THE SHELF THAT FLOATS IT'SELF
SHELF-----THE SHELF THAT HELPS IT'SELF
stays up on the wall
all by itself.
DONE WE'LL NEVER KNOW UNLESS WE PURCHASE UNCLES NEW
Shelf...............Poof and it's up!!!
Secret Suspension Shelf............will keep you in
Book a space on this floating shelf.
SHELF holds its own..........
Shelf - for the perfect 'shelf image'!
is hip yet hinky,
heard about it first from Linky & Dinky!
Levitates your books and grounds your "smarter than
Is it or
is it not there?
where books stand by them selfs.
for books that stand alone
cadabra magic shelf
high, hang em low, they'll hold your stuff wherever
little levity into your life, buy a
MagicSHELF!" or another way, "MagicSHELF brings
levity into your life!"
"Now you see it....uh, no you don't!"
MagicSHELF-- "You won't believe your eyes until you
see it yourself, and you still won't believe your
1. Youíll wonder where the gravity went, when
you elevate your
books with pepsodent, um MagicSHELF
2. MagicSHELF, will amaze your friends with
itÃƒÂs amazing ability
3. Just say no to gravity: choose MagicSHELF
4. Give your books a lift: choose MagicSHELF
5. MagicSHELF ÃƒÂ³ the ultimate in
6. MYSTical. marVELLous MagicSHELF
7. Go ahead ÃƒÂ– make my MagicSHELF
8. Book your MagicSHELF today
Mighty MagicSHELF ÃƒÂ³ the latest
10. MagicSHELF ÃƒÂ³ your greatest
MagicSHELF be your biggest supporter
12. Let MagicSHELF be your best supporter
a good name for the "MagicSHELF" would be:
Shelves" or "Book-It's" or "A-Maz-ing Shelf" or
"Mod-ern Shelf" or "UNCLE'S Shelf" or "U want
or "NOT My Uncle's Shelf" or "Stuck-Up-Shelf"
Well, what ever you re-name it...it is a cool
Maybe you should call it "COOL-Shelf"....or
shelf: Suspend your disbelief. It works!"
shelf will leave you in suspense!"
1. Magically Delicious (may have copywrite issues,
we all need a little magic in our lives
Smagic -- It Works
in there baby 00 MagicSHELF is coming
about "Amaze yourSHELF....buy a MagicSHELF!!"
elevates your spirits
as it elevates your books.
and make your books happy too.
to shelf with it
- Magicly simple..."
Shelf - Amazingly straightforward, yet you'll stare
at it all day..."
holds things here
but you don't "see" it anywhere!!
Magic Shelf. It's really there. Isn't it?
be shelfish. Buy a MagicSHELF for a friend!"
shelf = Holds all your stuff.
Shelf on the wall
hell don't you fall ?
glued or you screwed
to hell I really knew!
send my money then can say
SHELF! you made me day!!
2 a : an extraordinary power or influence seemingly
from a supernatural source b : something that seems
to cast a spell :
your friends; express yourself;
Organize with MagicSHELF"
David Blaine of bookshelves.
Houdini of booshelves.
it holds your stuff,
amazes your friends
and uplifts your self.
Magic Shelf: As seen on Linky-Dinky Buy today,
supplies are limited!
magic shelf from Linky-Dinky
if you don't, you're really hinky.
magic shelf: A mystery to your eyes for only $8.88!
first one on your block to get the amazing Magic
Magic Shelf; not seeing is believing!
Magic Shelf and see for yourself!
about.. the wonderbra for books,lifting and
shelf: Works on the principle of floatosynthesis
shelf: A floatosynthetic shelving unit
shelf: A floatsome experience
shelf will floatify your life
every book a Magic Book
Like having your own private ghost
is truly a wonderful magical
experience to use and see.
MAGIC SHELF, AND HAVE MORE THEN YOUR SPIRITS LIFTED
NOT WITCHES, IT'S MAGIC SHELF !
MAGIC, IT'S MAGIC SHELF !
stash--and not your cash--on magic shelves!
MAGIC SHELF IS INVISABLE
BE AMAZED AS IT HOLDS YOUR BOOKS
THIS MAGIC SHELF IS DEFINITELY NO HOAX.
Shelf", keeps them hanging.
Viagra... Keep it up with MagicSHELF
It lifts up what you wish you could.
"MAGIC SHELF the shelf with out the shelf"
hmm..how does MagicSHELF
we don't know,
we just know we love it
Ma, no hands!"