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Somebody sent us this List Of Euphemisms, but did not explain
what they are supposed to mean!
A
big date with Rosy Palms
Being a virtuoso
of the skin flute
Checking
for testicular cancer
Cranking the love pump
Draining
the poisons from the building
Escorting
the one-eyed postal worker
out of its denim cell
Five-knuckle-shuffle
on the old piss pump
Genitalic
stimulation via phallengetic motion
Making vanilla
jism shakes
One gun salute
Performing
diagnostics on your ManTool
Romancing
the bone
Squeezing
the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Trouser snake
CPR
Going
on Peewee's little adventure
And then
there is this OTHER whole set of Euphemisms
that seem somehow the SAME, but different...
Burying
the knuckle
Checking
my oil
Checking
the status of the I/O port
Doing the
Two Finger Slot Rumba
Going Mining
Itching the
ditch
Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
Paddling
the pink canoe
Parting the
red sea
Preheating
the oven
Surfin' the
channel
The two fingered tango
Tickling
the taco
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