These are
Cool Links we're done with now,
which are excited because
they're about to be sent to spend
the rest of their lives in Linky & Dinky's Secret Clubhouse
HOW OLD is that FASHION MODEL in the WINDOW? This is the same female, presented
at 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60 years old.
And each 100% believable.
I WANNA WORK FOR OBAMA Apply to work for the Change Man.
Your app will land directly on his desk!
WHAT BUGS? I DON'T SEE ANY BUGS!
You're nuts.
STREET SOCCER keeps kids off drugs.
(Unless it's the drugs that make
them awesome)
FUN WITH ANIMALS in real life. No animals were harmed setting
up these gags.
LISTEN TO THE RIOTS from the comfort/safety of your home.
Police will be squawking about it all night.
http://www.billsparks.org/Police_Scanner/
and (scroll down at)
SHORT TERM MEMORY CHECKER with no time limit and...
(something else, but I forgot).
DO DA, DO DA Tap to change colors
ALUMINUM FOIL Artistic media for the talented bored.
I ONLY SAID THAT TO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD Suppose, just for a moment, that everybody
spoke the truth. ONLY the truth.
(warning: funny bad words)
OFFBEAT TOURIST ATTRACTIONS without ever gassing up the SUV
or paying two bucks a head to see it.
DINNER ON THE TITANIC
Skip ahead to 1:30 minutes and watch gravity
and inertia have their way with
cruise ship diners (and then it gets bad).
SIGNS YOU CAN't MAKE UP and yet, here they are, made up somehow.
GO ELF YOURSELF (or somebody else) --
This is great, easy-make-a-movie of
any face photo dancing silly.
You can watch/email the vid, but can't
download it without paying them five bux.
NOTHING BESPEAKS more of MANIACAL DEVOTION than gourds whittled in effigy.
DON'T SCREW UP, BE HAPPY Men's Health mag reveals 40
unspoken rules to happiness.
ONE MORE FOR OBAMA GIRL's Crank RoboCalls the other candidates.
(She was the best part of the whole ordeal).
Scientists invent SEAFOODTAINMENT
AREA MAN BUILDS THE MOST OVER-DONE secret fortress beneath his house
the world has ever seen. And it's for sale!
PITCH YOUR MOVIE IDEA to HOLLYWOOD all you need is one piece of paper,
a paragraph or two, and keep shooting
them until somebody bites.
With a name like MOON.GOOGLE.COM, It's got to be good.
WE LOVE COOL ADS! (warning: HBO language)
AN EGGETARIAN SAYS WHAT? Watch how sputum-style goo
becomes a fluffy yellow chick.
J.R. EWING, the comic book. (Oh, excuse me! I didn't meant to say
"comic book", I meant to say "graphic novel".)
EINSTEIN's THEORY of RELATIVITY explained to people with a very
limited vocabulary.
TO AMUSE and DELIGHT your NEIGHBORS, put this on your house for Halloween night.
Did you SAY SOMETHING anti-GOV'T? Did you?! Then NO FLYING FOR YOU!
There must be 50 WAYS to do COOL THINGS with GOOGLE.
THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-ENDORSEMENT! It's just a Palin funny. (Linky & Dinky's
votes always cancel each other out
anyway). Click around.
LISTEN TO YOUTUBE on your iPOD -- Paste in a Youtube URL, and it downloads an
MP3 audio file directly to iTunes. Great for
brainiacs who like to listen to speeches,
lectures, etc.
PUMPKIN ART PUSHING the ENVELOPE for 3 days until it rots.
He's KING OF THE WORLD!
YOUR SONG REQUEST on the RADIO instantly.
THERE's ALWAYS A CHEAP SOLUTION especially in home decor.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SPORES? They're very small, and look creepy
when observed through a 10,000 power
microscope with good lighting.
THE CHINESE are INNOVATIVE sleepers.
DRAMATIC CATS (warning: loud!)
THIS ISN'T MISSION DIFFICULT, it's MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
"Difficult" should be a walk in the park.
You Know All Those Chubby White Women In
Old-Timey Renaissance Art Paintings? THEY'RE ALL THE SAME CHICK.
VERY LITTLE KIDS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CAMERA IS
yet they are the best hams.
COLORFUL SPILLS
HOW'd THEY DO THIS?
BECAUSE CHESS IS WAR even when it's Claymation.
NOT "FUN" SCARY, like Halloween. "Reality" scary, as in hell on earth.
Warning: you can't un-see these things.
DIRECT LINKS to FULL TV EPISODES And it's perfectly legal, they
want you to watch.
MAKES MY HEAD ITCH
WTF? WORLD FAMOUS CLASSIC ART Updated for our modern times.
THE HOT SUN: EXTREME CLOSE-UPs That bad boy is stylin'.
LET'S MAKE FUN of the BRITS! I couldn't figure out if they were
serious about this, or if it was a joke.
I decided: they're serious
(which makes it twice a funny)
FLING YOUR MIND's EYE into SPACE ORBIT, then gaze upon life on Earth.
Yeah, we're ants. If not Protozoa.
WHEN AMERICANS ARE LAID OFF, they aren't paying withholding tax
anymore, so the Gov't gets less money.
WHAT MIGHT APPLE's NEW all-screen laptop look like?
WATCH WAL-MART EAT AMERICA The beast began with a single spore.
DID YOU KNOW THE "SH*T HAPPENS" PHRASE has
different meanings in different religions?
WHAT'S EXPIRING on E-BAY with NO BIDS RIGHT THIS MINUTE? See also mizpe11111ed items on eBay getting little attention.
MOVIES are FREE when somebody takes you out. (legal, sanctioned, endorsed by Hollywood)
SEE HOW GOOD your EYE-BALLING is, then get your arrogant ego whacked
down viciously after each failure.
NO WONDER KIDS ARE AFRAID to DRIVE. It makes no sense.
WEBSTER's DICTIONARY is FULL! They want to delete a bunch of words
to make room for new ones. Seriously!
POSTCARDS FROM GUILTY MINDS (grownup thoughts)
HOW MUCH CAFFEINE WILL KILL YOU? Inquiring minds, and all that...
REJECTED CRAYON COLORS This collection is missing "Infection",
"Underwear Stain", "Pink Eye" and "Corpse Grey",
but otherwise it's complete.
BECAUSE THERE'S NO SUCH THING as too much information. For example, where
did theyshoot your fave album cover?
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky open an American-style restaurant in Japan, which cooks the hot dogs and hamburgers right on the grill in front of the Japanese diners!
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky turn themselves in for the reward.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky take the wraps off their newest enhancement to the newsletter, living color!
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky perform a dramatic theatre in the park version of the new Star Trek movie, entitled "Star Trek: Reinactment"
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: After sealing every door and window in the house with plastic and duct tape, Uncle Url gathers Linky & Dinky around the fire, and reads aloud from Stephen King's "The Stand".
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky reverse engineer the technology behind shampoo that makes women swoon in the shower and re-purpose it to cool links.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky jump 10 seconds into the future and find few technological or sociological advancements.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky's new salt aerosol makes dinner smell better.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky worry and speculate about things other people didn't notice, aren't thinking about, and would immediately dismiss if they did.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky are chosen to compete in next season's "SURVIVOR: INTERNET"
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky lift their
decades-long embargo of Cool Links to Cuba.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky conclude that 130% of people (almost half!) don't understand statistics.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky are chosen to compete in next season's "SURVIVOR: INTERNET"
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky jump 10 seconds into the future and find few technological or sociological advancements.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky weigh the odds and come up with about five pounds.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky start packing their favorite cool links into the van for Spring Break.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky capture and hold for questioning the monkeys that flew out of their butts.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky testify to Congress about "DARNdest Links" scandal
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: In a classic example of "out of sight, out of mind", as soon as Dinky closed his sock drawer, he completely forgot about the nest of rodents residing within.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky Twitter, but they don't fall down.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky ask for your patience as a film crew from MODERN MARVELS will be following us around.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky reminisce about how they got started in this business, standing around for hours in grocery stores, handing out cool links on toothpicks.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky host their own variety newsletter.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: When considering the controversial question of When Life Begins, Linky & Dinky conclude that it's not at conception, it's not at birth, it's at the first utterance of "Hey baby".
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky slump to the ground unconscious.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky publish an Hispanic version of their newsletter, called "Linky Y Dinky".
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky begin a system to rank cool links on a scale of 1 to 10,000,000,000,000.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky admit to the Secret Service they were the ones who texted Obama with "Was up?" during the swearing in ceremony.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky deny using click-enhancing drugs.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky's New Year's Resolution starts out nicely as they begin to learn a new body language.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky admit to the Secret Service they were the ones who texted Obama with "Was up?" during the swearing in ceremony.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky turn themselves in for the reward.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: When Linky & Dinky are feeling naughty, they'll take a mint from the "to share" side of the can, without actually sharing with anyone.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky graciously announce they are happy and privileged to accept any position in the Obama administration where they can serve a meaningful role.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky claim to be a teapot, short, stout, and equipped with a handle and spout. Additionally, the secret is revealed that upon getting steamed up they shout "Tip me over and pour me out!"
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: As Linky & Dinky's new Swimsuit Calendars start to be used all across the country, complaints flood in.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky spend a day left-handed, then vow to dedicate the rest of their lives to finding a cure.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky play poker with their gift cards.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky are completely mystified as to why Santa Claus would keep his red suit hidden in Uncle Url's closet.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky cash in all the individual Gift Cards they got for Christmas to buy one giant Gift Card.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky will return in "Laugh a Little, Cry a Little, Sit a Little, Stand a Little, Sing a Little, Hum a Little, Walk a Little, Run a Little, Read a Little, Write a Little, Eat a little, Drink a Little" then pass out.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky continue to work on their latest invention: a machine for astronauts to convert urine into Cool Links.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky introduce "Cool Link Helper" to give so-so links added zest.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky re-purpose five MagicShelves to create the world's first flying car.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky explain to the judge that they can't be held responsible for what their halloween character does.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky graciously announce they are happy and privileged to accept any position in the Obama administration where they can serve a meaningful role.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky admit they voted for the wrong guy, and now must endure the consequences.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky have a tearfu reunion with the missing cool link when it's found safe, having wandered off behind the firewall and gotten lost amidst all the 404 Not Founds.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky invent a more powerful placebo.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky complete the cycle by selling low several months after having bought high.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky are aghast to discover what must be an ancient truth hidden for eons by secret societies which control this planet and it's history: The word "STRESSED" spelled backwards is "desserts"!
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky reminisce about how they got started in this business, standing around for hours in grocery stores, handing out cool links on toothpicks.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky are still in line to vote.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky claim to be a teapot, short, stout, and equipped with a handle and spout. Additionally, the secret is revealed that upon getting steamed up they shout "Tip me over and pour me out!"
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky panic all over the place.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky find subliminal pictures in the clouds
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky develop insanely great iPhone Apps for the Amish.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky's new Smoothie recipe consisting of Apples/Strawberries/Mushrooms contains 8 essential vitamins and 16 powerful hallucinogens.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: At the very moment Linky & Dinky invent the world's first time machine, 1000s of tourists from the future show up to see this historic event.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky finally decide, after much discussion, that it's no longer necessary to wear a coat and tie to work.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: At the very moment Linky & Dinky invent the world's first time machine, 1000s of tourists from the future show up to see this historic event.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky report year-over-year cool link production up 12%, beating analysts estimates. Wall Street rallies.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky experience their First Hurrah, which starts the long countdown to their Last Hurrah.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky open a Term Auction Facility, which will accept bad links (particularly "404 Not Founds") in exchange for valid cool links to bail out web sites with too many broken web pages. Hats off to the U.S. Federal Reserve for this idea!
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky make a zillion phone calls, handling all the final details, putting out fires, getting guests lined up for the First Annual Telethon for Wall Street, to raise money to help the poor stock brokers and bank presidents who lost money because they loaned money to people who couldn't afford it.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky categorically deny paying 1.7 million for the body of Bigfoot found in the Georgia mountains that turned out to be a rubber and plastic halloween costume.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky ink a deal to be the Official Cool Links Provider of the 2012 Olympics.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky are frog-marched out of Victoria's Secret.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky sell their combined Google Web Histories for sixteen million dollars to a cool link collector in Dubai, United Arab Emirates
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky prove they can live up to all the hype.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky set out to buy the world a Coke. They don't anticipate any problems or unexpected technical difficulties.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky were happy and laughing without a care in the world until Chicken Little gave her report.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky's "fantastic" new idea front-fires.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky try it without the cue cards.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky bite the bullet and do what they have to do, at great personal expense, but are promptly told it wasn't necessary or appreciated.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky use Crest's flavorful smooth viscous compound in conjuction with a bristled implement to abrasively remove the buildup of foul, mucky food matter and grime from the hard bone-like structures rooted in sockets in their jaws, and then they eat some Oreos.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky, having bonded with fellow Apple Enthusiasts waiting in line for over five hours to get an iPhone 3G, exchange information and promise to keep in touch, but of course never do.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky ponder what it means that the word "STRESSED" spelled backwards is "desserts"
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky develop a new product for men to eliminate that "not so fresh" feeling.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky reminisce about how they got started in this business, standing around for hours in grocery stores, handing out cool links on toothpicks.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky serve summer holiday guests flame-kissed Leg of Chick lathered in a thickened spicy tomato gravy, along with fleshy thigh of hog (hewn paper-thin), cobbed sweet corn morsels and hot oil-crisped potato cleaves, sprinkled lightly with salt cellar crystals. Again.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky develop a new product for men to eliminate that "not so fresh" feeling.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky honor George Carlin with their ribald riff "7 Links You Can't Click On The Internet".
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky pound the pavement, searching for a buyer of their horror screenplay "Cool Links on a Plane".
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky honor George Carlin with their ribald riff "7 Links You Can't Click On The Internet".
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky flirt with Disaster, which leads to a date with Disaster, followed by a rocky relationship with Disaster, and then the inevitable breakup with Disaster.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky's Keynote Address to the National Convention of Cool Link Afficiados receives a thunderous standing ovation that has to dispersed with firehoses.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky compete in the TiVO Xtreme PowerUser Competition.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky take sugarless gum one step further... introducing: CHEWLESS GUM!
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky decide to spread out their cool links over several thousand miles before the ballooning weight of the collection begins to effect the rotation of the earth, and they get in trouble for it.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky give the Commencement Address via chat session for a little known online university.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK:
Uncle Url strongly suggests that Linky & Dinky go with "Cool Links & The City", rather than the less tasteful, "Sex & The Cool Links" as the name of their new neighborhood stage play.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky try to Trip the Light Fantastic, but just trip.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky trot down to the City Hall to renew their license to be Cool Link Practitioners.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK:
Linky & Dinky remind you to not miss next week.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky show up at the "Tit for Tat" store with a pocketful of Tats, ready to trade.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky try it without the cue cards.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky "agree to disagree" and then commence to pummel the crap out of each other.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Uncle Url sits Linky & Dinky down for a serious chat, explains there is "something wrong with him" and he "needs a specialist" and it will take time and energy to overcome it, it's not covered by health insurance, and right before the boys pass out from worry, he reveals that his ailment is he needs a haircut, and he laughs all the way to the barbershop.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky are shocked and flooded with mixed emotions when they answer a knock at the door, and a stunning young lady introduces herself as their long lost cousin, Kinky.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky will hold a Cool Link Workshop this coming Sunday at 4:00 am.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky ink a deal to be the Official Cool Links Provider of the 2008 Olympics.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky's simple, chronic halitosis captures the attention of scientists when a single gentle breath of it melts steel.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky flatly deny being the so-called "Clients #612 and #613", respectively, last year during the long weekend they flew to New York for a Cool Links Conference where they skipped the Newsletter Publisher's Mixer on Saturday night because they said they were going to turn in early due to the quiche not sitting well and nobody saw them again until the next morning at breakfast where they looked very guilty.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky launch LinkyDinkyPedia.com
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky add cool links to the gas tank, and achieve 85 mpg before the smoke becomes overwhelming.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME pack only their thongs and head out to the beach for Spring Break.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky are deep into secret negotiations with CBS to take over the helm of 'The Late Show' when Letterman retires next year.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky explain to the two young ladies they just met that creativity and intellectual curiosity, as explored through cool links, leads to a fulfilling life, well lived. And then Dinky tries to cop a feel and blows the whole thing.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky start a web site to provide support and counseling for clickoholics.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky remember the days of wine and roses, new loves and passionate experiences, Valentines, tainted love and a month in quarantine.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky profusely apologize for the unusual number of skull explosions and near fatal bowel movements caused by this week's newsletter being so overwhelmingly cool.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky climb into their pajamas, gather their favorite toys and play at the feet of Uncle Url in his easy chair next to the fireplace, as he lights his pipe and reads aloud from Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky: "We believe the appropriate economic stimulus needed to boost the markets would be a substantial injection of more cow bell."
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky are kind enough to offer their opinions without having to be asked.
DON'T MISS NEXT WEEK: Linky & Dinky admit they've learned everything they know about computers from Apple TV ads.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky enact an 20% Tolerance Policy they can live with.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky invent a new guessing game for when walking around the mall, called "Schizophrenia or Bluetooth?"
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky strive to meet the goal of being 50% more fair, and achieve it, but end up being 50% less balanced in the process.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky's New Year's Resolution is to learn a new body language.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky open the world's first TV Dinner restaurant, microwaving piping-hot frozen entrees directly on your table!
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky play poker with their gift cards.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky wish there was going to be an Anti-Rapture in which all bad people disappeared. .
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky are still pouring over the tape from the Victoria's Secret Fashion show like it was the Zapruder film.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky predict 2007 will end in "weeks, not months"
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky ponder the majesty of creation when they realize that like snowflakes, no two cool links are ever alike.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky's new line of freeze-dried cool links sells just about as well as you'd think they would.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky borrow their way to fabulous fame and fortune with a teaser 2% negative amortization rate for the first two years, followed by a floating interest rate calculated upon prime +10% for the balance of the 28-year loan.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Due to the rising cost of fuel and other inflationary pressures, Linky & Dinky are forced to raise their personal appearance fee to two Yoo-Hoos each.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky awaken to discover that not only are all the doors in the house ajar, all the jars in the house are adoor.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky fall far behind X'ing off days on the calender, and fear they may never catch up.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky dress up as cool links for halloween (again).
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky receive an anonymous text message warning that they may have already contracted Restless Leg Syndrome.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky continue to prove they are the "Kings of all Media" by slapping cool links on a line of bumper stickers and bus stop benches.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky publish a book of Easy Cool Link Recipes.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky are unfazed by the Writer's Strike, boldly penning newsletter themselves!
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Uncle Url writes a passionate letter to presidential candidate Ron Paul, urging him
to put the dollar on a cool link standard, rather than the gold standard.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky resume their Christmas custom of wandering through shopping malls, passing out holiday cool links on toothpicks.
DON'T MISS NEXT TIME Linky & Dinky mingle anonymously among the crowds of shoppers, smiling knowingly to each other "if these people only knew who we were, wow".