L&D's GOLDEN CLICK arrives daily, is fantastic, and CONTAINS NO ADVERTISEMENTS, only pure clicking fun, L&D-style. Additionally, you get Breaking Cool alerts as they happen! Subscriptions are 50 cents per week for L&D FANS who sign up before November 30, 2009. If you prefer, you can always send a check or money order for the $24.00 annual fee to: LINKY & DINKY ENTERPRISES PO BOX 418 OLDSMAR, FL 34677 USA BE SURE to include your email address in the envelope with the check! ------------------- NEW GOLDEN CLICK F.A.Q. To explain stuff to new L&D Fans (see below for F.A.Q. for oldtime L&D fans) ------------------- Golden Click is a daily email with one super-special cool link to kill a couple of enjoyable and/or interesting minutes every day. That's it. You never know what you're going to get, and you'll never guess it. Linky & Dinky have been stunt-surfing for over ten years, satisfying and thrilling the vast pool of L&D fans regularly and reliably. During that time, our newsletter was 100% free, but contained advertisements to pay the bills. These days, ads on the internet suuuuck, and in a lot of cases they are fraudulent or misleading. We have grown to hate them. We know you hate them too. Wah-lah! Golden Click is born. No ads. Never had 'em, never will. And it's a big big HIT! Also, once you join, you get immediate free access to the Golden Click archive, so you can catch yourself up from Day One. Included with your membership! Subscribe for only 50 cents per week, payable in 3 month increments because that reduces the fees. Cancel anytime, but nobody every has. Any questions? Just write Uncle-Url@linkydinky.com See you tomorrow! ------------------- OLD GOLDEN CLICK F.A.Q. To explain stuff to long-time L&D Fans ------------------- Q.) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! A.) We're taking out the ads, which everybody (including us) hates to high Heaven. Nowadays it's nearly impossible to find internet ads which are neither misleading, disingenuous or vaguely cloaked frauds, so we're going to a paid subscription model to serve you better. Q.) I LOVE LINKY & DINKY NEWSLETTERS, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ENJOY ONE EVERY SINGLE DAY! A.) That's the beauty of Golden Click, you get just one delicious cool link every day. Not 10, just one. The best one. The Golden one. And with no ads to sift through, you won't waste any time at all. Golden Click is tasty and efficient. It's like one m&m candy. And since you are a paid subscriber, it is safely (and legally) assumed you are an adult, so if the best cool link of the day happens to be a little racy, we won't have to skip it for family reasons like we did before. Q.) SO IF I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO GOLDEN CLICK, I'LL NEVER HEAR FROM LINKY & DINKY EVER AGAIN? THAT'S QUITE A DEPRESSING SHOCKER. A.) Don't you know? All existing L&D fans will receive one Golden Click issue per month for free. You'll love it, you'll see! If you want more, just subscribe to Golden Click and you'll get one every day. It's the "free sample" model that's very fair, and we're adopting it. Q.) DUDES, THE ECONOMY STiiiiNKS. I CAN'T AFFORD 50 PENNIES. A.) For those L&D Fans who can still afford internet access, Linky & Dinky give you more value from your internet connection, so we're worth it! Q.) NINE YEARS AGO I GAVE YOU GOOD MONEY FOR A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO LINKY & DINKY's SECRET CLUBHOUSE! WHAT ABOUT ME? AM I SCROOMED? A.) Of course not. Our Secret Clubhouse is just as wonderful as it ever was, with more cool links than you can possibly enjoy in a lifetime. You were happy about it before Golden Click, why not be happy about it afterwards? Q.) ALRIGHT, I'LL SIGN UP FOR GOLDEN CLICK. BUT WHAT IF MY CREDIT CARD IS CANCELLED BY THE WICKED EVIL BANK BEFORE MY RENEWAL COMES AROUND IN THREE MONTHS? A.) PayPal will let you know your payment failed, and give you a way to enter another credit card number. If you prefer, you can always send a check or money order for the $24.00 annual fee to: LINKY & DINKY ENTERPRISES PO BOX 418 OLDSMAR, FL 34677 USA BE SURE to include your email address in the envelope with the check! Q.) WHAT ABOUT THE GOLDEN CLICK ARCHIVES, MUST I REMEMBER YET ANOTHER LOGIN AND PASSWORD? A.) No. We here at Linky & Dinky Enterprises appreciate that you are disorganized and forgetful, as are we. That's why we put your login/password and link for the archives at the bottom of every Golden Click email you receive. No memorization needed! Everybody gets the same password, but we'll be changing it periodically. All you need do is reference the bottom of any email to get the current login/password combo, and we'll make it whimsical for you. Q.) IS THIS THE END OF THE FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS PORTION OF THE F.A.Q.? A.) Yes, thank you for you attention. We enjoyed having you, and we hope you enjoyed being had ;-) Please sign up for Golden Click. You're gonna like it, we're gonna make sure. As always, we love your comments to: Uncle-Url@linkydinky.com "Uncle Url" http://www.linkydinky.com "I'm taking care of business for Linky & Dinky & Binky"